Speaking of Lampoons. I saw a few minutes of Vegas again the other day. Audrey and Rusty were recast with "hot" actors. No, no, no. One of the best things about 80s tv and movies was people looked like real people, had real problems, cars, houses and lives. Now, everyone has 2% body fat, lives in a mansion despite…

The one and only time I listened to Wagner while driving, I totally took my eye off the road and killed a wabbit.

The sooner people figure out that apple products are designed for the technically retarded the better. Also paying double the price for inferior hardware has got to get old sometime.

You don't have to give it respect, but scorning it just makes you look petty. If someone else's faith annoys you that much, then try to remember that as adults, we ignore annoying children. As far as religious-based policy goes, that debate should revolve around the impropriety of religion as a basis for…

The plural of femme fatale is femmes fatale.

Dude, there's no way that

"If you firmly believe something is true (the Bible), then it stands to reason that everything must be true, no matter how absurd. "

Given that Jesus taught in parables and given that Jesus claimed to carryout the will of his Heavenly Father, why would it stand to reason that God would only communicate in literal terms…

Sorry not sorry but this is ridiculous.
For one thing, I'm a woman with tiny hands and I have a monster sized Note 3 and use it just fine. I have a 3 month old baby, so I'm usually using it one handed and that's just fine. I take pictures with one hand just fine. I have a dexterity problem with my hands and I can use…

It's not just annoying and inconvenient; man hand-designed phones are actually interfering with women's ability to be journalists.

I still can't really wrap my head around the fact that men aren't expected to be able to control themselves around a skirt and yet it's women who shouldn't be trusted with nuclear codes because of periods.

Why do female superheroes' leather jacket always come with a broken zipper that never zips up completly? Why?

No, no. Frozen in carbonite.

Every time I see this pic I think the exact same thing. Hopefully Black Canary is a little less Clueless.

LOL. Posted the same thing below. It is pretty uncanny:

For a brief moment, I thought this was Alicia Siverstone from Batman and Robin.

Its heavily implied that she was a being similar to the "Beings of Light" from the original series, as was her father. Once her purpose was done, that was it for her. She didn't die simply because at that point she wasn't done yet.

Kirk and Bones need to lay off the marshmelons.