Go out and buy a car that cops will pay attention to. Drive at 2am. Drive exactly as you normally do. Watch the tickets rack up. Bonus points for driving into a neighborhood where skin color doesn’t match the majority.

I would disagree. Lived there for almost 10 years and got 2 “reckless driving” tickets (automatic 25 mph over limit - 76 in 55). Straight and clear roads. Yes I was a squid but drove a 76 Maibu in the late 80's....not exactly a hoon. In general VA Cops and the driving laws are in fact DRACONIAN.

I have spent probably 1/1000th of my life in Virginia and somehow i have managed to get more tickets there then the rest of my life combined.

Fuck Virginia. Was stationed there off an on throughout my naval career and I don’t miss that place. I booked it outta that state soon as I had my DD214 in hand.