And for shorter rants. My thumb is sore from trying to scroll past all of that. 

Yes, but you can’t carry that xbox around wherever you go if you travel a lot. Sheesh, it’s like people are actually refusing to consider that other people have different kinds of lives, like in every article with a gaming laptop there’s always gotta be that guy “hurr durr, you can get a monster of a PC at that price”…

You should make a podcast about USB microphones

You should make a podcast about USB microphones

You get the celebrities you deserve.

It’s weird how both of those things can be true! It’s also a lot more than just an alarm clock.

It’s weird how both of those things can be true! It’s also a lot more than just an alarm clock.

Exactly! These Jalopnik writers get way too carried away with their exaggerations...

don’t make it out to be worse than it is, andrew - those tires are only flat on the bottom.