amazing!! I've always wanted to do this. Feel better soon.

of course it was a male....thankfully, he was like "meh".

I was diagnosed with something called adenomyosis—horrible periods, anemia, pain. I've since had a uterine ablation=no more period. Best thing ever.

Catholic School, 6^th grade, first week of school- feeling fly and grown up because in 6^th grade the girls were allowed to wear maroon, polyester pants with their plaid vests and white button downs, in lieu of the skirt. Went to the bathroom—brownish blood in my undies. FUCK. Ask a nun for a maxi? Nope. Any feminine…

Seriously. A clot fell out of me in my late 20's while I was holding a ladder for a friend and it was so BIG I *actually* thought I gave birth to.....something.

I read this as:

my legs are sweating just thinking about that. UGH. #teamnopants

I have the serious swoons for Rufus and Steven Page.

I'm a sucker for a good, old fashioned flirty wink.

I bet GreyJoy got REALLY good at oral, ASAP.

I was waiting for this. Thank you.

Irish redhead here *waves hi*

I dunno...the lime burns a little and dries my lips out : (

they give my lips the sads.

I just had my first edible brownie/candy bar thing 2 weeks ago. I broke off about the equivalent of a Kit Kat bar piece, waited an hour and then stayed very high for about 4 hours. I was very thirsty and very horny. Oh, and every song on my Ipod seemed to last for 15 minutes. I can't IMAGINE eating the entire thing.