My favorite kind of porn is Oatmeal Creme Pie.

it's like a traffic circle with no exit.

Group texts=Dante's Inferno

Goldschlager: "Look at the pretty gold flakes! Pretty going in AND coming back out!" ugh.

SPECIAL RUDENESS? My favorite kind!

organized chaos.

Also, KEAMY? Can Keam-me. *wink*

FUCKING SHANNON. Stupid Sayid. She had mad stems, though.

Sophia isn't averse to killing off the main characters. Virgin Suicides, right? I think she should go for broke.

they were the hottest.

YUP!!

Will they do the oral-sex-on-the-piano scene? Following a sweet duet? WILL THEY?

Drool.....Norman.....Drool.

Enough about the dead penis.