Yeah, he does that.

He's hanging with Martha Stewart's husband at a golf club somewhere comparing shiv wounds.

Oh, I hear you. I used to drive through the Central Valley a LOT in the middle of the night. Weirdos, farm trucks, tulle fog. Fun times.

Nighttime driving in the boonies? I'm a white lady and I'd be super freaked out, too. The only time that's happened to me, I thankfully got a female CHP.

Not a fan of her either. A few years ago, she tweeted some cranky shit about public breastfeeding, deleted it, and then banned me (the audacity!) when I asked her about it. Kelly Kapoor is still a great character, though.

That happens? I'm kind of surprised by your example from academia.

Probably to get a hand job from a radio actress in the back bar.

I think he's also from a fancy-ish New England family, which only adds to the mean, elite, sexiness.

Surely, you've done a mitzvah for Kewlbeaans below. Way to bring the Spade into his/her young heart.