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Dear Mr Judge: Please allow juror Epstein to leave early on Friday because he has a thing he has to do.

“Show me on the dolly where the environment touched you.”

Merrick Garland is nice too, you should meet him. 

Preach and also dayum that Memorex tape takes me baaaaack.

“I’m stuck in a situation where I have to stay with my family because I’m paying for all these lawsuits and I can’t afford to do that...but they’re cucked,”

THAT’S MY PURSE!

I refuse to listen to a draft dodger who has insulted POWs for being captured, when he says anything about being patriotic. 

lol Yeah, I wouldn’t have remembered this DB Cooper thing at all if hadn’t been for that Goober in a Nutshell episode of NewsRadio. #tubalcain

I wouldnt be surprised, though, if Rackstraw turned out to be Doobie Keebler.

Look, it was either Jimmy James or Adam West. We all know this.

So, I went to Giphy for an appropriate gif that could convey my distain for this little shit, but then I saw this and now I’m over here drooling.

I agree with the general idea of what Spike is saying, but I also think black and white people take allyship for granted in a lot of ways. I definitely appreciate any white person who is willing to use their privilege to speak up for POC, especially when there aren’t any POC around when they’re doing it, but for me

I’d have checked her teeth and made her stomp some answers to simple math questions. Anyone can say they’re Thoroughbred, I’m going to need a long form Birth Certificate, and a record of Sea Biscuit and her Nana’s time together in Tiajuana.   

perfect grades her entire life, she was a cheerleader, she was a sorority girl, she graduated from a “high accredited university,” she was in the National Honors Society

For the record, I still sincerely enjoy The Wedding Singer and Big Daddy.

Did the same magazine also include the tip of mixing bleach and ammonia for an effective cleaning agent?

It’s so weird. I mean, we know it’s a lie, but imagine them (H.P. Lovecraft excluded*) getting mad and calling the cat the n-word. Or their car gay.