Memo to Donald Trump: STOP TWEETING. STOP RESPONDING TO EVERYTHING. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. THIS IS NOT JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL. THIS AN ACTUAL COUNTRY, IN REAL LIFE, IN THE WORLD. PEOPLE CAN HEAR YOU. SHUT UP.

Awesome! She’ll be mayor, and he’ll be city manager...or KITTY manager!

Are there age requirements for feline mayors? Asking for two kittens with a potentially bright political future...

I-I’m sorry. “A unicorn, riding a unicorn over a rainbow”?

^ this. All day, every day.

Yes! Call someone you’ve said horrible, racist things about a bitch while explaining that the horrible things you said were actually NOT racist!

Michael Harriot, you are the best in the world at metaphor, reality, and everything that falls in between. Love.

Hey, if that douche canoe wouldn’t grab ‘em and brag about it, I wouldn’t have to warn him that mine grabs back. 

Is he gonna spin this into some “could care less/couldn’t care less,” “regardless/irregardless,” popular-usage battle of wits?

Bump.

Will star this, each and every time!

I like to think it was *our* backlash and mockery that laid the smackdown on this. UNDER OUR EYE, MY LADIES!!!!

Wow.

Tomi Lahren is clearly the result some horrible Resident Evil-esque experiment that involved, like, Sweet & Lo, peroxide, a pumpkin spice latte, dexatrim and the T-virus. Thanks a bunch, Umbrella Corporation.

I came to applaud the intelligence of your comment.

You beat me to it. I came here to say that Mayor Lovely Warren is truly lovely. 

Is...

May I call the police on white people even if I am a white person? 

Rod Dreher has made me so angry that I legitimately feel like throwing up.

Fuck Sean Hannity and his smug fucking face. “Many sick, demented and evil people,” huh? He should take a long, hard look at the people he relentlessly stans for, and maybe a peek in the mirror as well.