Coach: “Who owns Nickelodeon? I don’t know.”

So are internet comments questioning the physical status of professional athletes.

my brother tried to reply to this to point out that this is complete nonsense but it appears that he’s finally been banned for good, probably as a result of exercising his First Amendment right to make fun of burneko, who isn’t a big fan of any kind of exercising

NOT GOING TO BE PLAYING IN NEBRASKA THEN BOYS. SHOULDA CHECKED THAT EGO AT THE DOOR.

Every son a coach’s son.

At least for the last guy, sure.

Paying your employees is generally admired. Implying they should instead subsist on ramen noodles and find some other way to pay the bills (while “not worrying about the money”) because your organization, which makes enormous amounts of profits and hands out numerous multi-million dollar salaries, doesn’t feel like…

Yes. Write more about things that almost happen.

That picture...I’m a free man and haven’t smile like that in a while.

As a millennial I can assure you this is not a meme.

“I was like a god out there; I owned that stadium,” said the nut vendor.

It was kind of supposed to be obvious because that wasn’t the big twist....lol

“I respect you and I want to fit in. I want to be one of the guys. Should I do it?”

Nothing wrong here. Jokes are fun. Lighten up you fucking puritans.

“Jost is saying that liberals should deemphasize equal rights for all people because it alienates rednecks.”

it was a good joke

Nobody noticed because it didn’t happen.

Bob Stoops is PISSED!

But he did try to wrestle and Conor stuffed 2 or 3 take down attempts. Either he brought really weak shit to the table or Conor has been working on his defensive wrestling game a whole hell of a lot since Chad Mendez kept him on the floor in the first round of their fight.

The Wonderboy v Woodley fight on Saturday was arguably the best fight the UFC has seen in the last 2 years.