Haha I hear you,you had a good point I just wanted to break your balls and im glad you weren’t humorless about it

Because Americans have this idea that “their” black people represent black people the world over.

Take your lies elsewhere! Next you’ll be telling me they didn’t film Lord of the Rings in Middle Earth!

Questioning American cultural imperialism is “thinking too much into it”???

Food made with love ALWAYS tastes better.

Ma dukes uses sugar, cinnamon (the stick, not ground), nutmeg, vanilla, and condensed milk. Think it’s the Jamaica in her.

In a fucked up way, hiring a Black person that dumb is a sign of equality. They never let Black people that dumb get a come-up!

Since none of my peeps from the twin-island delegation is here, I’ll fulfill my diplomatic duties. In full and beautifully lilting Trinbagonian: “Wot di arse wrong dis bai? Really doltish. Jus lef he where yuh find he- T&T ain’t claiming he or his shtupidness!”

Wait.. your boss is BLACK?

You killin me luv! I agree with the runny ass eggs! But meat in the greens!

“I regret what I said deeply and I am not the racist the media portrays me as,” Smith said.

He totally stole his ‘blame it on the media’ line from Trump.

“Which is like blaming the security camera after you’re caught shoplifting.”

Yeah! I mean, why not uproot your family, leave the place you’ve lived your entire life, pay off the debts to the landowner if you’re a sharecropper, pile everyone into the car you definitely own, get to that new city and put up a down payment on a new place with your savings, live off your savings until you find a…

I produced and arranged the cover songs when I was with the Isleys (1973-1983), and recently did a cover of Billy Preston's "You Are So Beautiful" on my latest album Share With Me… check it out and tell me what you think:

Yeah, they took bland vanilla 70s' folk pop songs into a whole new dimension. Their 3+3 album is full of this kinda thing: "Summer Breeze," James Taylor's "Don't Let Me Be Lonely Tonight," the Doobie Brothers "Listen to the Music," and Jonathan Edwards "Sunshine (Go Away Today)".

They do a great Fire and Rain as well as fantastic versions of Machine Gun and Ohio.

2 words:Ernie Isley.

See also: "Summer Breeze".