Josie is NOT a fan of mid-80's country pop.

I mean he’s only human. Who doesn’t turn to mush for Michelle?

He may have a thing for strong black ladies. Remember Condie love?

I think Dubya loves Michelle. See; how he was trying to get her attention at the inauguration and the 100% pure sunbeam his faced turned into when she saw and smiled at him.

Dubya was not very smart and made many a bad decision.

Sidenote, the Obamas and the Bushes are consistently adorable with each other and it warms my cold heart.

I miss every one of them, tbh. I never in my life until now worried about the country getting into a nuclear war. Or America losing all its allies and turning authoritarian. Or lots of other stuff. W wasn’t too smart but he never tried to destroy American government and divide its citizens over ramped up bullshit,…

I don’t miss him.

Same. I hope this trend of each Republican President being the worst we thought we would ever see does not continue. Please please please let us have hit rock bottom with Trump.

I love this pettiness. Go high when they go low, yes I know I know but sometimes going low is much more satisfying.

I miss George W. Bush.

This is why I’m still backing Mueller: anything he finds on Dump will lead to Pence and the whole rotten shebang can get rolled up.

You would think for $10M there’s got to be some poor schlub working at the IRS who can get the tax returns. Sure he’d be fired, but he gets $10M. Assuming they actually show anything other than the fact that trump is barely a millionaire let alone billionaire. And knowing the fragile ego of the orange baby, his terror…

This past summer my husband and I had the same epiphany. So weird. We were selling plasma for grocery money but the happiest we’ve been in almost a decade.

I mean, if she leaked those things anonymously she could still collect from Donald...

I wish I knew computer hacking so I can get rid of orange asshole and pay off my student loans. Then I’d just donate the rest to Planned Parenthood as a giant middle finger to this whole mess.

Melania Trump is rethinking her prenup and nda right about now, isn’t she?

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Alas, I have to quote former Speaker of the House fellow orange brother of Trump, John Boehner: “Remember, impeachment is not a legal process, it’s a political process.”

Howsabout we start a Go Fund Me starting with Larry’s $10 million so that we can buy the Pee Pee Tapes from Putin? I’m in for $100.