So you mean to tell me that...that THIS is a miserable, rich, bitch?

Oh man, Kavanaugh is gonna be piisssed when he wakes up and someone told him he did this.

This was actually a Kinja fuckup. I meant to add this pic for real:

How is a platform of “destroy the poor and vulnerable at every turn so that wealth can be shoveled upwards” not avarice, in your eyes?

Just so people are fully aware of this delightful piece of British slang: a “gammon” is a white conservative guy who gets pink with rage and thus resembles “gammon meat” (British-talk for ham).

It’s rich to hear a Blue Dog cry about concessions to Republicans. Fuck that dude.

Here is Gavin McInnes without a beard:

This is Gavin McInnes without a beard:

Yeah, see, while it would kinda suck to just sit there alone and watch TV all day or whatever, it’s not exactly The Hole, which is what “solitary confinement” brings to mind for me.

Someone please enlighten me - is “solitary confinement” more Andy Dufresne’s regular cell, or more where he’s sent after mentioning money to the warden? I feel the term is used to refer to both, and one is obviously far worse than the other.

Samesies, and I hope you’re right.

From the NHLPA 2017-18 Player Poll:

Twitter taketh, and Twitter taketh even further away.

I was at a urinal at work once when another guy came in, stood at the one next to me, and placed his wrapped deli sandwich on the metal plumbing part about 18 inches above his stream.

So how much is it?

So how much is it?

This thread should be required reading. There are no good Republicans.

The worst part of this was Kjær just standing there and moping after nearly bonking in the game-sealing own-goal, instead of running in and trying to break up the play. Keep running, doofus!

You just made the list.

I swear to God, if this John Battle kid faces ANY disciplinary action...