So many layers of the fucked-up nature of American culture at work here. Unpaid laborer suffers devastating injury. Not only does he have to crowdfund assistance, thanks to our fucked up health care system, but a billion dollar entity says it’s not right that he should receive financial assistance. Something needs to…

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How about at least an age limit on the Senate? This piece of shit is 85 fucking years old, what the fuck does he care about the future of literally anything, let alone the country?

Ah, that classic Deadspin tag of “Scary Scary Drugs.”

Oh please, PLEASE happen. Seeing that asshole Winston get folded in half by a guy who is singlehandedly making Gruden look like a comparable asshole would make this season.

Thanks, dork.

Well....yeah. I mean that’s pretty much my point.

As a Patriots fan, I’d just like to say that I wish I could unlearn virtually everything about Tom Brady that has emerged over the past five or so years. 

The other part of this is that even “hard men” of soccer like Roy Keane or whoever just...dive with their feet into guys’ legs. Zero risk to themselves whatsoever. All it takes is being a complete sociopath. At least headhunters in other sports like football or hockey risk their own well-being. 

Yes yes, incredibly rare and unfortunate play, but - I don’t know how much more of this league I can take.

It’s such Protect The Shield, control-everything horseshit.

Call me crazy, but if I make $32 million a year and a guy takes the time to tell me his entire anguished tale about hoping to get his grandson out of hell for like, $25,000, I probably just, I dunno....FUCKING PAY TO BAIL HIM OUT.

There was mass hysteria there when Barstool announced a few years ago that they’d no longer allow racial slurs in the comments. For real.

As Katz said on the radio yesterday, he just wants to “make people laugh,” and sometimes that requires not thinking too hard about the actual world around you.

Cut out the middle man, I guess.

Yeah, his bro-ness is something he is not especially shy about. Just an intolerable douchebag.

Now, as always, fuck this guy:

For real, how the hell does he shave that thing?

You have to wonder if his vile radio presence contributed to this, or was the cause of it. Maybe neither, maybe both, but I can’t imagine that the level of vitriol that he spews on a daily basis is good for his mental health. You wonder how many guys in similar roles are dealing with similar things. Good for him for…

I’m reminded of a while ago when MAD magazine something like “Springsteen’s vivid tales about the downtrodden working man are inspired by the guy who makes $7/hour to clean his pool.”