You are stupid if you think someone having an extramarital affair (without the buy in from wife or husband)and getting called on it is slut shaming. It is infidelity shaming, which is fine and good. Now that he is divorced, he shouldn’t be shamed for going out and fucking the world, but if you are in a committed…

Think of what you’d need to pull that off:

Not understanding diversity isn’t a topic that lends itself to humor. Had he been outright racist, maybe you could craft a joke for it.

The lottery will never become a good distribution of wealth tool. The rich don't buy lottery tickets. Unless you mean moving money from some poors to give it to a poor.

Gimme a new grand national!

The best highway miles in terms of comfort were in my grand parent’s Cadillac (1998 Deville, I think). It was like driving a couch. That thing ate up miles.

Word, I’ve done the Ohio to Miami drive for spring break in the middle of the night (and part of the day). You stop as little as possible because realistically, very few road trips aren't on a time clock.

Okay, well that is retarded. Why would they regulate for one dreamer’s future idea of self driving cars. People with means aren’t going to give up on car ownership. Especially when you could get a super awesome self driving car to party in and drive you around.

Automatons aren't robots or computers. They are gear driven show pieces. Christ, am I the only one who watched Hugo?

Why would you regulate something which you don't understand the capabilities of yet?

That is glorious!

I drive a Toyota, I just find tired cliches tired.

What's the difference between a hacky cliche and a joke? People laugh at jokes.

Weird, myself and many other commenters love the idea.

They already do that, but with bigger and more likely to kill you loads. How do you think gas gets to gas stations?

If it is fully electric, less chance of a boom and more chance of a really hot fire from the batteries.

“This might sound counterintuitive on the face of it, but employees who drive a competitor’s cars are a company’s biggest asset.”

That's because it was so common that it wasn't newsworthy. Uber gets it because it is trendy to hate uber.

Yeah, but you are responding to a person who was responding to a person that had a smart phone and complained because they were too fucking dumb to figure out which car was theirs even though there is a picture and a license plate on their phone they used to hail the uber.

I'm looking at Uber Access right now. I have 3 handicapped accessible cars within a 15 minute radius of me.