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The ‘Tics? Fuck you and your dog too

I look forward to Horowitz blessing HGTV with new argueshows like “Shiplap Upside Your Head” and “Unintelligent Design”

50 bucks says the Trump kid picks his nose....

“Yeah, photo filters. That’s what happened to me too.”
-LeBron James

I want to hear Hubie Brown talk about fucking.

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

The cocaine addiction didn’t do Harry Potter any favors, it seems.

Are Warriors fans capable of watching the warriors lose and not think it was the ref’s fault? You do realize the Warriors shot 5 more FTs, right?

This is a really crappie joke

I’ll raise you one Gaby Sanchez clothesline...

“Never heard of him.” - Self-proclaimed “12"

“Game 3 is Sunday night.”

I clicked play. I saw that it was 8 minutes. I clicked pause. I thought to myself, “Fuck it, I trust Redford.” I clicked play.

I want to know what unholy deal Stephen A made with Satan that gets him on TV but leaves him always at a table with someone even shittier than he is.

You might be onto something there, Skip

Gotta say, I’m surprised. That’s a pretty good view from the nosebleed section.

Anyone else think its weird that they will have finished Game 2 of the WCF before Lebron even hits the floor again?

Yeah, I feel like this is an under-appreciated sad Browns fact. I kept checking the list because I was sure there had to be at least one more!

The thing I find most surprising and impressive is that the Browns have only had the #1 overall pick three times in the past 18 years.

By slapping Stephen A. Smith.