Another badass woman of note today, Judge Beryl Howell wrote a 92-page opinion (DAYUM!) to back her decision on why Mueller’s appointment as special counsel is not a constitutional violation, thus shutting down one of the Trump team’s major avenues for trying to get the investigation shut down

Now I’m scared for her. The Evil Administration is looking for excuses to de-naturalize citizens, and she’s probably moved to the top of the list.

“Yacht girl”

I prefer "trophy skank".

I love how he hates Jeff Bezos and Amazon but will also readily use Amazon as a source for success.

“Congratulations to @GreggJarrett on The TREMENDOUS success of his just out book, “The Russia Hoax, The Illicit Scheme To Clear Hillary Clinton & Frame Donald Trump.” Already number one on Amazon.”

Russia has become pretty much everything the right has been dreaming about for years - power available only to the rich, the ability to punish (and kill) your domestic enemies with impunity, suppression of LGBTQ people, anti-immigration, easy access to guns, etc. And the country is FEARED in a way which America is not…

I mean, they have changed. Now they’re a capitalist autocracy instead of a communist autocracy. Totally different. 

Pipple, pipple, please! There are not Rooshin being spice in Amereeka! And if is, then they are only hair to support Bills of Right and Constitutions, like Amendment Two, bang bang and Freedoms of Peach!

Eh, I disagree. He had already given the front-row kid a ball, and so he gave this ball to another kid who (presumably) hadn’t gotten one. That seems to me like the good and just thing to do.

All right, kid, looks like you have to give the Baez ball back.

I mean why not both? She could be a shitty student like her good ‘ol dad and no one wants to deal with the crap of hiring a Trump. 

She’s enrolled at Georgetown law, a T15 school and is the daughter of the sitting President yet the best summer gig she could land was a research assistant for a law professor at her own school? SMH. Talk about cruel. You would think at least one V100 firm would take her on. Her father is a monster but there are…

“Hopwood is the son of Mark Robert Hopwood and Becky Richards who raised him in a Christian home.”

Sweet baby Jesus, check out the Wikipedia page of the prof she’s working for. He’s a convicted bank robber turned jailhouse lawyer turned law professor. Draw what conclusions you want there. 

But Daddy used to say she was the best kisser! (Before Vanka came along and ruined everything!)

She should take solace in the fact that she’s the least cunty Trump daughter. Put it on a plaque and hang that shit with pride.

I love that you said this. My dad was a farmer who hunted. And when I was a young girl I was upset with him for hunting and he told me, “I understand that. And you should stand by your principals. But when the deer population is over run, it hurts the local ecology and the ability for there to be enough resources for…

Nah, Ivanka as Michael makes so much sense. She’s the one that acts like she’s above the vulgarities of her father and his business, but deep down is an even more ruthless version of him. 

Little Don and his painfully obvious, so very macho tough-guy hobbies — HUNTING! POWER-LIFTING! — all of which scream,“I HAVE A MICROPEEN” to the world. Does he have a really loud Harley, too?