“All I said was that I wanted to explore Uranus.”

I think at this point we should probably just assume that if you see a man on TV, he’s probably sexually assaulted someone.

If anti abortion assholes can picket with dead fetuses on placards, then others can picket NRA headquarters with pictures of bloody ERs/trauma centers and results of GSW’s.

Good for them, fuck the NRA.  Uneducated assholes have the nerve to lecture doctors for being critical of their policies that kill people daily. They can go kick rocks.

All these people crying about protecting the second amendment are immediately hypocrites when there’s nary a whisper in protest of this. 

I’m waiting to hear the plan for returning the Statue of Liberty. Because we don’t need that anymore at this point.

I know I shouldn’t be surprised by the moral and intellectual bankruptcy of the Republican party by now, but holy shit is this insane. What the hell happened to strict constructionism, a bedrock principle of conservatives? The text of the 14th is crystal clear, and now they’re trying to argue that it’s not what the…

You know who you should blame? A cowardly media that won’t remind her (or President Dickcheese) about this.

Yes, Melania, your husband wants to bring America back to where it was before...back to slavery times and the Jim Crow era.

Melania is just as evil as trump is, she just hides behind the “dumb model” act because it easily gets her off the hook most times.

Bullies are always the biggest victim in their own narratives.

I will never forget:

Jesus, in that video he looks like a 5-year-old who said something suggestive by accident and isn’t sure why everyone is laughing but is so happy to have the attention...

The second Hitler is brought into any discussion that does not directly involve WW II (and specifically the European theater of WW II, in most cases), something has gone wrong with the conversation.

...but, even more significantly, as Mr. Schwartz points out, if your sole recourse for defending another person’s actions…

Abby, this isn’t even about where to place the blame. Trump is claiming those deaths were made up by Dems in a conspiracy to get him. He’s fucking nuts.

Good to see The View was so easily able to replace one idiotic reprehensible shitbag whose sole accomplishment in life is being born into political privilege, with another idiotic reprehensible shitbag, whose sole accomplishment in life is being born into political privilege, without missing a beat.

The bowling green, basement of a pizza parlor holocaust.

Meh. I can’t argue against that. If David Duke was diagnosed Parkinson’s, I’d extend my sympathies to other people with Parkinson’s for now having something in common with David Duke. I already share the white male thing with him. If I found out he also had irritable bowel syndrome and liked building model ships, I’d…

I feel him, you cannot choose the hyper-religious, misogynistic, bigoted, racist ass family you are born into.