I had a 1991 Prelude SI that was my most-favorite.  I even liked it more than my current AP1 S2000.  The steering was damn-near telepathic.

The Air Car on

But you've got to stoop to the level of disgust that I know I couldn't.  I've got a good friend in Louisiana who does it, and all he says is "I dont want to even tell you about it..."

Wait.

You got Jezebel in my Jalopnik!

Doo-doo on Isuzu all you want, but the 1996 Rodeo 5-speed I had was nigh unstoppable for 233,000 very fun-filled miles. 

The new owner of a particular 1962 Ferrari 250 GTO would likely disagree with you, and everything you stated in this article.

I don’t have much but if I could I would buy Detective McElyea every beer he wanted from now until the end of time.  Serious amounts of respect for anyone who can wade into this darkness in order to catch these scumbags.

Or Shewhart Cycle.

Thank you.  Came to the comments just to mention this.

Depending on what flavor-of-the-week you’re reading, they are.

Thank you for that.

Jesus... that's horrible. How frequently does it happen?

Yeah, I know.  But I'm simply saying my comment would have sucked.  Much like the response I got from "Tooth" below.  

Nah, the difference between my post and yours is that I’m saying “man, normally I’m the cynical asshole here posting inane bullshit comments, and that this kid committed suicide and took people with him makes me wish I could talk to my own right now - but I can’t.”

Yeah, definitely. The more I read about it, the more I agree with this.

You clearly missed the context of my post, but okay. Good job.

Acft. Powertrain Mechanic.  Currently in an H60 unit so he's close enough to things that IDF is an issue.

Yeah... the responses I’m seeing have made me reevaluate what I think us funny.

I want to say something shallow, stupid, and sarcastic that I’m sure I would think was funny and that will probably include the word “Millennial” but no. This is just sad and tragic.