No idea, but it included this something along these lines:

Committing long term to a Cousin sounds more West Virginia and less D.C.

But can we talk about that performance by Green Day? I get the feeling that many of the people who watch vapidity like the AMA’s are also of the comfortable middle class set that put several white supremacists in the white house. It’s beyond important that artists keep reminding these folks exactly what they did and…

For people opposed to the “nanny state” they sure are keen on government interference in people’s lives.

I would fully support adding that job to the New York City roster of city services and would enthusiastically pay taxes towards it tbh

Lauren, you may want to fix this typo (unless I really don’t understand the jobs of government officials):

Jewish people have been warning everyone about this for the last decade, and literally nobody listened. This shit has been happening across Europe out in the open for quite some time. Now it’s out in the open here, too. But everyone just wanted to stick their fingers in their ears and tell Jews that our problems…

We call that Freedom Foam.

They do realize they’re setting themselves up for a whole lot of spit in their coffee, right?

youre thirty-great.

Did Trump just request a safe space?

Is it a coincidence that this also falls on World Toilet Day?

I joked earlier that one of the main criteria for Trump appointees is that the guy has to look like the movie version of a CEO of a toy company hellbent on ruining Christmas and the world. I’m on fire with that theory so far

Blondie (Stassi) is hitting brunette (Kristin). In fairness, Stassi had learned that Kristin, who was supposedly Stassi’s friend, banged Stassi’s boyfriend on a gross couch. Omg it makes me so happy to discuss Vanderpump Rules instead of this election.

Oprah is a shameless opportunist and it is about time she was called out for it. She preys on society’s most vulnerable members and feeds them consumerist pablum as way to ‘fix’ their problems.

That’s very possible. He might be the good guy in this situation, while his family are dicks looking for handouts. But then, I can’t get over this:

Better yet, his girlfriend is Xenu.

Rodgers is a transcendent quarterback who is forgetting about his family 50 years ahead of his peers.

I hope this is not true but it sounds like someone (girlfriend maybe?) is tricking him into cutting off all the other people in his life in order to isolate him and have total control over him and/or his money.