They will call the premium size “Max-i-Pad"???

This.

I used to get kitchen gadgets, until i learned from Alton Brown: “Nothing in my kitchen that only does one thing.”

Perhaps there is a flag on your account - “Buys gun stuff. DO NOT MAKE ANGRY.”

I didn’t mean to bag on you man, and to be honest, you deserve credit for knowing what will work best for your own situation and NOT just going with the flow. Props! :)

Agreed. I’ve been an Amazon Prime Member since 2006 and joined Prime when they first offered it. I’ve never once felt obligated to spend more because I have it. I do spend more with Pantry sometimes just to fill the box, but it’s groceries I’d buy anyway. I spend more with Amazon due to convenience, not obligation or…

No offense, but maybe the title should have been:

That wasn’t what that scene was, at all. 

As someone who doesn’t like horror, I still loved this movie. My only complaint is... being able to hear really, really well is such a liability. Why did humans decide “we have to be quiet all the time, forever” instead of “we have to be quiet for an hour while a beeping alarm clock draws the monsters into this pit of…

Lego needs to keep their sales up. Each of the bricks will have its own RFID, and will need to be verified as belonging to you in the central database. Transferring ownership of a Lego can be conducted by filling out a simple, two-page form on Lego website for each brick and allowing six to eight weeks for the…

Three features I assume come with every iOS build (and why I refuse to update):

Glad I don’t have iTunes set to automatically update. The Purchased list is a pretty shoddy replacement when you can see 5-6 apps at a time out of the thousands I’ve downloaded/purchased.

Funny enough, Lifehacker shared this same sheet over three years ago.

We go into it a bit more in this post, but the short version is, yes. You’re technically correct that paying off debt with a higher interest rate will save you more money over the long run. However, human psychology rarely coincides neatly with math. Paying off a small balance on one credit card will be more…

Once I was in a golf shop, and it began raining hard. A little old Jewish woman stumbled in, trying to stay dry. She began looking around, asking the shop owner numerous questions, clearly annoying him. Her eye went to a fuzzy item. “Head covers?” She asked incredulously. “How do you fit those on your head?”

The shop…

Finally, UX designed for those people who just put all their icons in a mess on their desktop.

If you’re thinking about a full blown Yellowstone event, then just put that in the same category as “huge meteor impact anywhere on Earth” because it will be a shitty aftermath regardless of where you live.

This is my emergency plan. When the apocalypse comes, be it nuclear, asteroid, viral, robot or zombie, I’m heading for the monument grounds in DC with some wine and cheese to watch the show. I want to be the first to go.

The great thing about living on the East Coast? No unexpected disasters. You generally don’t have to worry about earthquakes strong enough to knock glasses off the shelf, or tornadoes that can rip the roof off a building, or forest fires that sweep across suburbia.