The biggest problem with Americans’ growing awareness of the bloodshed and injustice in their country’s past is their baffling blindness to the fact that those things are 100% the norm in all countries’ pasts, all around the world.

“No way women wrote the fuckin’ Matrix… and then I googled it and it’s just dudes in wigs.”

You should tell the whiny douche he can have a job writing these articles.

Kind of sounds like you don’t know what you’re talking about

“it does seem like a clear admission of defeat from Comedy Central: They couldn’t find anyone to replace Noah”

Also there’s the little fact that it has nothing to do with this article whatsoever.

Yes, imagine all the 100% true stereotypes

If you care about this you’re a moron

Killers of the Flower Moon is overrated and not that great, but if you can’t find time to watch a movie in your own home, that’s on you.

Oh, boy. Next up on “the news for fags,” right.

Woman. Pregnant woman.

...aren’t you the crowd that will call a wildly popular book a “banned book” because it doesn’t show up in your kid’s school library?

It isn’t being a dick to be honest.  It’s actually being a dick to try to force everyone in the world to go along with your fantasies.  

“All because they are trying to live their life as their own.”

Trebek was much better, yes.

Or you just obsessively read queer politics into everything

No, you’re not describing anything that is owned by gay people.

Are you real people, or parodies of them?

So, still not ready to admit that the Godfather movies are overrated

“no one owes anyone else an explanation about their identity or sexuality”