There is space between “you don’t see an issue with it” and “he literally wanted to fuck that child.”

Dudes, this does not matter at all

You’re a real The Root all star, simplifying the story to “white people are bad.”

This is some really dumb shit

I mean, it wouldn’t be a big deal to *not* do it.

It doesn’t say “90s movie.”  It says “90s kids” because that’s who watched it.

That’s rich, seeing as how you’re exactly the kind of people who helped institute rules whereby nothing from the past is acceptable if it fails in any way to meet modern liberal sensibilities.

I’m sure she knew from the start that she was only a thing because she looked hot.

“Is this one change going to end rape culture?”

Maybe they aren’t talking about fifty years ago like it’s today.

The point might be, in either case, that the present year is 2023.

It’s actually pretty incredible how all the daytime TV bullshit drops off of all of their faces when he starts singing

Literally, transparently just a man playing at being a “girl.”

Well, America likes the white girl better. 

It’s fucking stupid, we’re supposed to resent him because he got some pussy

“ described Arcade Fire as U2 crossed with David Bowie and The Polyphonic Spree”

Was there actually a popular band called LFO?  

Straight up obsession with trannies around here.

Fags can keep camp.

Nothing *really* qualifies, as the author just pulled all this out his ass anyway.