Oh, well, stop the fuckin’ world, right

Pussy

I’m fairly certain they could just not do it if they didn’t want to.

Beyonce isn’t fit to fellate Prince’s corpse

To me the headline is “For God’s Sake, Lizzo, Put Some Clothes On -- Your Body Is Gross.”

They both are exceptional at standup, while she literally thinks screeching makes things funny.

Beyonce could take a shit on a stage and the dipshits here would insist it was history’s greatest artistic statement

They aren’t nearly as obsessed with this topic as American media.

How DARE they make a mistake?  RACISM!  RACISM!  RACISM!  RACISM!  RACISM!  RACISM!  RACISM!  RACISM!  RACISM!  RACISM!  RACISM!  RACISM!  Am I fitting in yet?

“the bigotry and slurs have aged poorly.”

It isn’t such a radically different movie if it just presents all the same scenes in a different order. It’s not like you weren’t capable of reflecting on how the scenes affected each other when watching the original.

I don’t understand why the commercial is already available for viewing.

“Gone are the days when you could find everything you wanted to watch on a single streaming service.”

“I can find a new band on Youtube and within minutes have a bunch of their albums” and within hours completely forget about them.

I love how you can’t get your own audience to support you on this bullshit

Gross

and, to boot, made music that was actually good.

2007: William S. Burroughs, Real English Tea Made Here

Love that you had link back to your own shit to claim that everybody freaks out whenever anybody awards anybody other than Beyonce.

Yeah, I mean, watching two chicks is alright, but they never get each other’s tits bouncing like takin’ cock does.