All people who menstruate are in fact women.

God, you guys are dipshits

100% looks like he has dismembered corpses in a dungeon in his basement

They are for teens and idiots.  There’s no mystery about that.

Right, when speaking of a theoretical or unknown person.  Not a clearly identified individual.

Some bullshit like that

This was never bad in the first place.

Her awkwardness is sometimes funny, but never in a way that feels like she is being made fun of by the show.

Zach Braff would have sucked ass as well.

Great, you guys can fag out griping about this for like six months

HOW DARE HE STILL HAVE A CAREER?!?!?  P.S. of course we never wanted him to not have a career.

What a load

Oh, so it used the kind of lyrics that it learned from the actual lyrics of actual rap.  Weird.

Maybe he didn’t.

Of course it would.  People would fling their shit everywhere over it.

This is the most bracket-happy editing I’ve ever seen in any transcript. You can trust the reader to understand what the person meant, editor.

i.e. it was in there to make more readers feel like the violence was justified

How was it revealed that she wasn’t wearing purple?

Note also that he was right about monkeypox.

Madonna doesn’t deserve to share the front page with Bjork