Oh fuck off and fuck everyone. What the fuck is going on, what are we fucking doing. Jesus fucking Christ. 

If they’re young enough to be home instead of in school, and young enough to think Elmo is a living creature, then as long as Elmo doesn’t let it bother him, it’s not going to bother them. The average three-year old is not as emotionally brittle as Wil Wheaton.

I’ve always disliked Wheaton so this is validating to me! Larry put the puppet in a wrestling hold for two seconds and pantomined clotheslining it. That’s it. Elmo appeared unhurt afterwards (since he’s, you know, a puppet.) Wheaton writing like Elmo is a real four year old child is unhinged.

I mean I guess some kids might have been upset but I think most kids are smart enough to understand that Elmo is in fact fake, and even if they aren’t their parents (or guardians, whoever) can say it was a joke and brush it off. This is not some sort of traumatic event. Or say they were playing and that’s not the kind…

You realize you’re projecting with the “so brave” thing, right? Nobody else here is concerned with courage while shitposting on pop culture articles.

After burning the big studio and getting burned by the incel studio, Carano is choosing 30 last seconds of fame through a lawsuit while absolutely ensuring that no one will ever hire her for fucking anything again.

Success is annoying. Got it.

Nice fuckin’ title.

Don’t watch it then. Where is the hard work there?

Normal relationships

They are your average Trump voter: old yet none the wiser for their years.

Jesus christ imagine still being like you in your 50's

Now you’re just repeating things your mom has told you to get you out of her basement

Wait, so the academics counted the lies, meaning the lies happened. And your focus is the guy who’s not president. 

“Intent doesn’t matter” is one of the most deranged ideas to emerge from the Twittersphere in the past few years.

Are- are you serious?

aw nuts McConnaughey’s shortin out again

And I literally just got ungreyed here like a week ago. Damn.

I believe the general opinion is 'fuck that noise'
That might just be me.