Hey hey hey! Easy with the used car salesman shit, ok?!

HAA! +1

HAA! +1

Thank you kindly! Lol

Black Doug?

When it's inconsistent? Travis Kvapil.

Oh I get it, the civil courts are the ones that charged him with this crime he's being suspended indefinitely for....

It's awful that NASCAR indefinitely dumped him because of this garbage. Any woman in the world can say that. Any idiot judge can find it "more likely than not" and viola!, you have this. Where's the evidence by the prosecution? It's wrong. The justice system is a crock of shit and if I was him, I'd sue the shit outta…

"More likely than not."

While I'm not exactly sure, I'd imagine he was visiting the city, and possibly faded off the brown.

That's how we do it in the Big D.

That's genius. +1k

I don't see any STP or Pearl Jam or Nirvana. So to answer your question, no. This is not the greatest festival or the best festival, either one.

This is cute. All these "Patriot" fans getting upset when informed that the game was handed to them due to Pete Carroll's decision to be cute rather than their beloved cheaters winning it on their own merit.

aaaannnddd CUT! Great scene guys. Great job everyone. This is going to be the best "Butthurt Fudge Packers" volume yet!

Hilarity. Thanks for sharing. I'm the same way and inherited it from my Dad also. Hat throwing, remote busting, foul mouthed, tirades where the family looks around in shock at one another and people start with the "Well, we should probably be going, it's getting late." Carry on young man, carry on. Don't let anyone…

Well...yeah. No duh.

I'm pretty sure it was his 3 tweets he sent out talking about a big decision coming up and how he hadn't slept in days because of his indecision over said decision. I love deadspin but those guys are right. What an attention whore. Certainly not up to the stuck up, snooty standard of those oh so classy buckeye fans.

Jeff Gordon is, was, and always will be "The Man."

Oh there will be some grass being rolled.