Looks like Curt fell victim to another Ponson scheme

It also does wonders for fan confidence. Orioles fans are used to the team signing a veteran to a 1-year deal, them having a decent or great season, then having them sign elsewhere for a huge payday.

That one auntie that think she’s better than the rest of the family.

See that kids, cocaine is the drug for you. 72 hours max and you’re back on the squad.

After watching President Obama’s beautiful speech last night, this just hit even harder for me. I keep waking up and having to remind myself that it’s really happening, and there’s no escape.

Yes, this is Nazi Germany and trump is Hitler.

There are many of us Laker fans who hate how Nick Young is making us not hate him.

Easy peasy. You’ve found the section and the seat. Run the credit card # on the seat, and you’ve got your guy.

Wait, you can tie in baseball?

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Why doesn’t Adam come to my desk and cheer me on? I’m a winner too.

About living in Allentown or the train?

Weinke says Goff is right on track to become the starter when he is 29 years old.

The fact that she thought a domestic violence charge would end a career in the NFL is hilarious....

He’s really forced the dodgers to fidel around with their lineup

It was a beautiful moment until Jameis Winston jumped up on the table and yelled “Fuck her right in the pussy!”

Romo is so unlucky, if it were raining pussies he would get hit with a Dak

It was a tough loss okay?!

I only bang ex-coworkers, I’m friendly and flirty with them when they work there and then stay in touch with them after they transfer or quit.

Wait a minute, fans in Philadelphia can get EJECTED?? I’m pretty sure I watched someone murder a guy at the Linc last year and the ushers just told him to tone it down a bit.