You can try. The part you are missing is that the frames are hand-built in Chicago, not just assembled. That said, these sorts of bicycles are all about having a bike custom built for you. So a Wal-Mart bike is about like 15 year old Hyundai. These bikes are more like an Icon or Singer of the bike world.

Perhaps you missed the part where the bikes are made by Heritage. More or less on par with a Rivendell. Personally, I put my money in a Gunnar.

Whatever...

I’ll buy that for a dollar.

Fanatics lump all criticism as hate from haters.

LOL, unless that promise is a contract.

Pretty good, I must say. It’s worth a red star for puns mixed with obscure historical references.

When that individual is a tweeting twat of a mouthpiece for the company, then there is no distinction between them.

The bed is deeper. My truck hood also sits higher than my CJ with new 2.5" lift springs on 31" tires.

Funny you should say that. I parked behind my brother’s 3/4 ton International pickup yesterday to load up the bed. I noticed my hood sits higher than his bed rails. I have a 2018 2wd Tacoma.

FUCK YOU.

CJ? cabin? Does not compute. Exhaust fumes may come by for a visit in my CJ5, but they promptly leave again.

Just keep that shit to yourself.

Yes, and I think Norway wants to NOT become a New Jersey.

Real mean go commando and tuck the gun in their jeans sans any holster. That way nothing prevents you from touching tips.

Thank Darwin? Where did you come up with that? I’m not thanking anyone nor do I want anyone to get hurt. It’s just so damn obvious that you are better off wearing seat-belts than not, that I have to wonder about someone that does not (children not withstanding).

Hopefully this is a two-part series; next will about the best tire brands!

You forgot that it’s very uncomfortable to wear a seat belt when you have your Glock stuck down the front of your pants.

Would that be an injection?

I know you probably have to help people and all (something about a hippopotamus oath), but personally I’m leaning towards old Chucky Darwin on this one. Goddamn if they’re an adult and don’t wear seat belts by now, I’m not sure earth is the right place for them.