But will they have Amiibo? Because I’d buy a Doom Slayer or classic Doom Guy Amiibo.

CT’s definitely turned a mellower corner since Diem’s passing. I don’t think I’ve been as invested in the love story of two total strangers as I was for the two of them.

Oh she totally used the n-word! The cast was angry that MTV didn’t show the whole thing, that they edited it to make her look slightly less racist.

Wanna have you mind blown? Her and Rachel actually dated for like 3 years

i’ve been drunk enough to voluntarily eat Arbys, but never drunk enough to become racist.

They were all doing coke right?

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

“ she didn’t know she hit him”. Oh, okay, so your best defense is a reckless disregard for use of a fucking firearm? Like, I deal with a lot of homeless folks. Thanks to our broken mental health system, a lack of social services, and rampant drug abuse, it is totally possible for a homeless guy to, for want of a…

He looks like someone who would know quite a bit about “propane and propane accessories” so I wasn’t worried.

I hope Sober Claire and Drunk Claire get along better than Sober Steve and Drunk Steve.

Charcoal is wonderful, but you know what else is pretty good? Turning a knob, pressing a button, and having a hot grill ten minutes later and then not having to deal with a cauldron of ashes a couple hours after the meal. That’s decent, too.

Steph- “Yo KD, I heard you sole’d out!”

KD in two years.

The fact that Ted Cruz masturbates and procreates is proof everything is meaningless and that there is no God.

Some men just want to watch the world burn

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Who the fuck starts with the crust?

By these standards I have a luxurious pizza festival in my apartment several times per week.

I mean, I already knew he was a monster, but...