Hanks, ranked:

Only the Rams could put 46 points on the board and still manage to punt five times in a game.

I’m using this trick at home.

The Jaguars have a better record than the Patriots.

Off-topic, but an actual convo with my 21-yo son:

For me one of the things that caught my attention was Brian Cushing. He wore one of those new helmets that flexes to combat concussions. Guess who got a concussion? Cushing.

Valid point.

counterpoint; definitely do NOT go look at what the Colts are doing.

I’m honestly not complaining! There’s nothing more beautiful to come home to on a Saturday night than a close game with a ranked team. It’s better than putting every single interesting match-up at 8.

Why’d you guys get rid of the roundup of the best Gameday signs?

Hulk Hogan had sex with some guy named Bubba’s wife and video taped it, Gawker published it. Peter Thiel, drinker of children’s blood, bankrolled a lawsuit with the sole purpose of bankrupting Gawker as revenge for them outing his homosexuality. Gawker lost the suit in Florida and instead of appealing, shut down and…

He is quite nice. When I spoke to him last year (I think at E3) the first thing he said was that he hoped everything was OK at Kotaku. (You may recall that last summer was, uh, a dramatic time for our company.) 

He’s eligible to play this week, right?

This. Is. EVERYTHING.

I’m really curious what part of that game made you think Andy Reid coached poorly.

ALEX SMITH’S BIG DAY!!!!!!!!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG!!!!!!!

God damn it.

My first thought was, “well, not Smart, for sure,” but based on recent evidence, being openly racist and obviously stupid (while claiming great intelligence) is seemingly a winning strategy.

When white folk think their race acts as a fucking job qualification. Go fuck yourself, Becky Stoneheart. With your drowned rat looking self.

“I’m a racist bitch but I’m Traditional!”