One of the higher-ups at Monolith is married to my cousin.

I’ll fight you.

The only thing i’m afraid of is ruining my perfect burgers with your shoddy cooking method.

You’ve never been more wrong in your life.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

No, you’re wrong.

This is the worst take and you should be ashamed.

I FUCKING HATE BEING A DOLPHINS FAN

I sit when I pee. How else am I supposed to waste 5 solid company minutes on my phone.

Do they talk about the pee shivers? Or is that just me?

I sit down at almost every opportunity. On top of being cleaner, for me it’s the difference between finishing the job 100% or having to spend half a minute shaking out the last few drops. Also, splash-back sucks.
Plus, who doesn’t enjoy a good sit?

Not only do I sit to pee at home, but if I am in public restrooms I will use a stall and use a tiny bit of toilet paper to dab on the head to prevent dribbles on my pants.

HA this is the worst. I have to stick my ass way out so the boner lowers (like a fucking cannon on a battleship lowering to aim at its target but lmao not big) and i can sorta push it the remaining few degrees down to have the stream hit the toilet.

Mid boner relief is the worst. Wife surprises me in the morn here and there before I’ve emptied the bladder so I have to force it out. Usually the stream is split at the point of exit because of the pressure the engorgement has caused there. Sitting is not an option since at attention, I’d have to bend my person too…

(Raises hand)

I sure did and I LOVE this! I know there are more of you who are sitting to pee, show yourselves. You’re among friends here!

25% of the time if I’m sober, never if I’m drunk. I’ll usually just pull my dick over the elastic of my underwear so the elastic is just slightly pushing under it, think I’m done, then when I start to put it away I piss on myself and ruin another pair.

Unbutton/unzip, pull pants down, 4-6", push elastic down and hold south of my junk. I can’t use the dick-flap on underwear or just flop over the top of elastic, it’s hard to pee when it feels like it’s in a chokehold.

In case you were wondering: