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BUT CAN THEY BEAT A BEAR?!

But according to The Root, we’re supposed to be rooting for Mayweather because McGregor is a racist. What do we do now?

Can’t be worse than this:

Holy shit that was good.

Well, we know what happens when someone tries to tell Kobe “No”...

As much as everyone loves to hate on the kid, Lonzo was clearly the second best player in the draft and will be a very good NBA player, with the potential to be great if he can learn how to shoot like a normal human. That’s my soft-ass take for the day. Also, fuck the Lakers and their “fans” that are now on their way…

I don’t want to see Lonzo fail...I want to see him succeed wildly. But only after he completely cuts his father out of his life, gets him banned permanently from the Staples Center, and admits Big Baller Brand is an extremely stupid name.

No sympathy for this guy, but it’s interesting that his remarks as quoted above show at least a hint of self-awareness. Let’s hope he resolves to be a better person, though I won’t exactly be holding my breath on that one.

The master race, ALL HAIL \o/

If you did 16 dongs in a night you’d be tired too...

Samuel L as the Genie would be fucking awesome.

I call bullshit on this story. There’s no way Joe Buck has a friend.

You just *know* that the studio really wants a white guy. And that all this “we can’t find a guy after 2000 auditions” is just cover for when they announce that Aladdin will be played by Hugh Jackman.

He better hope this doesn’t result in a court appearance. We all know how much trouble Mayweather has with sentences.

Fuck this guy.

And fuck this dumbass, Guy-Fieri-recipe fight.

But...outrage!

Hmmm....

Okay, let’s be clear that she certainly should have taken the gloves off when she started talking to people and posing for photos after handing out food, but did you guys really only pull the images of her wearing gloves while she was handing out food and while they were eating (which mean she’d probably JUST been…

“I’d hit it.”