I hate the 26.2 ones. But I like to mock the 13.1 ones more, even though I couldn’t do it, and also don’t want to. Something about them is just worse. Like “Oh good job doing half the work buddy!”

Cam playing well and throwing the fist will surely make some racist white peoples heads explode. Always a good thing.

Jesus Goddamned Hell. I hate this particular breed of Packers fan. I also own a piece of paper issued to me by the Green Bay Packers after I sent them $250. I did it because it’s homey and cutesy and I bang on endlessly about how much of a bullshit deal it is that owners in the NFL hold municipalities hostage for new…

Do you ever stop to think about the fact that less than a year ago Barack Obama was President?

The second half of this game was my first experience with Romo’s announcing. I knew he was internet famous for predicting plays, and that was neat, but I was not prepared for the joy of listening to Romo absolutely take apart Andy Dalton from the booth. There was one drive where Dalton refused to check to passes…

Just glad to hear it’s not Garfield 1-2323. They’re a Cleveland institution.

Because the poor white people typically got a chance to rise out of poverty over time. Poor black people typically did not. This is not just an LA thing, this is pretty much the story of every US city.

If the NBA is going to have max contracts there should be min contracts too. Once you’ve reached certain markers of superstardom, there should be a salary floor and you should not be allowed to take significantly less than superstar money. It’s not only not fair to the individual player but also to all the other…

Pulisic is the first US soccer player that actually makes me think we might win a World Cup in my lifetime

“Baeurele said that if they somehow took ownership of the stadium, they’d consider evicting the Ravens and installing a soccer team. But he doesn’t expect the process to go that far.”

Pardon my judgement, but I just looked those up and, why THE FUCK would you pay $58 for those?

Yep, I am an alumni of one those listed schools, and the bastards had the audacity to call me before commencement even happened...

I can’t decide what would be more shocking to me if I just woke up from a 10-year coma: the current state of Tiger Woods or the current state of the White House.

So why exactly does tennis (I’ve noticed this in other tournaments too) do what seems to be a semi-random seed distribution like that instead of just something like 1/8/9/16 and 4/5/12/13 like March Madness?

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