I fucking hate people.

I fucking hate people. I really can’t believe this shit.

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kang.

I have a Favre one. I couldn’t wear it for a few years after he left Green Bay, but now it’s cool again since he almost killed Bart Starr last Thanksgiving and had his number retired. Weird.

This is still the most astute observation of the modern American political system ever.

BoPellini was the best screamer of them all.

You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning. Call it “brunch” and hit the Bloody Marys with a beer chaser. See- now you’re a socially acceptable drunk.

I grew up a Browns fan, and have had ample opportunity to move on. My dad was a Lombardi fan, so the Packers were always the second team in the house. I then married a Wisconsin girl, so I have more than good enough reasons to be a Packers fan (which I am), but I still get depressed by every dumbass story to come out…

5. Trade injury-prone QB to Browns to become the 500th different starting QB since their resurrection. QB doesn’t make it through first game. National media tries to find new way to cover this same story. Decides to just recycle old article substituting “Romo” for “RG3".

This has to be a record. Wow.

The Cubs and Indians will play in the World Series and somehow manage to tie.

Has anyone ever tried a pitching staff composed of entirely relief-type pitchers? Having a lights out starter is great, but there really aren’t that many out there, and they get really expensive. You’d have a lot more flexibility to manage game situations at a lower cost, or am I missing something?

Don’t be tempted to do it on the cheap and use masking tape. I did this out if desperation the first time, and spent 10 minutes getting the tape goo off the screen.

I’ve attached a strip of 1/4" plywood with Velcro to cover the ticker on the bottom of the screen when it’s going to be an issue. Low tech, but effective.

Wait, Hue Jackson, one of those hot commodity guys from last season, just got hired and has the Browns looking somewhat more competent at playing football! They couldn’t possibly fire him alr... (Remembers criminal still owns team) Nevermind. I see your point.

Ohio State: 1 year bowl ban for free tattoos, Penn state: 4 year bowl ban for harboring a child rapist. So I guess child molesting is only 4x as bad as a free tattoo? Fuck the NCAA and their spinelessness in this case.

I bought the NFL GamePass this year since I moved, don’t have directv, and the local station isn’t carrying my team. If you can wait until 8 on Sunday to watch the game, they have 2 different condensed broadcasts, one that just has all the commercials removed (was about 1.5 hours for the whole game), and a second that…

The fumble was worse than the drive

As a former military guy, fuck the national anthem and the yellow ribbon wearing, flag waving stupid patriotic spectacle before sporting events and the like that lets people be self righteous about their fucking hate mongering, asinine beliefs. That shit is easy. Put your ass on the line, then we’ll talk.

But, in typical Browns fashion, the followed a smart move by very questionable ones. They reached on a lot of their picks when they should have been picking whoever was best on the board since their list of needs read something like this: football team. I guess we’ll see if the baseball eggheads know anything about…