Filling that cylinder is what killed him.

B.G. can’t casually hang out with people who have a felony, but the President can order assassinations and coups against US citizens as “official acts” and enjoy complete immunity. #America2024

My Web of Flops?

Idiots: Madame Web is a bad movie.

Whoa, Katie Rife is back at AVC too?

I don’t know that this recap of West’s career is totally accurate - unless you’re in the vocal “it’s boring” camp, House of the Devil is a major improvement on the 80s movies it’s riffing - the slow pace and long pauses increase the tension, rather than padding the runtime. As much as I love X, it’s also a clever…

I don’t see a whole lot of SAG going on there.

Should they have cast Jenna Ortega as the younger version of Aubrey Plaza?

I used to think you were a swell guy. Well, to be honest, I thought you were an imbecile. But then I figured out you WERE a swell guy... A little slow, maybe, but a swell guy. Well, maybe you’re not so slow, But you’re not so swell either. And it looks like you’re an imbecile after all!

Oh absolutely. Agreed on all counts.

Lower-tier Coen brothers is still pretty great. I’d say it’s a messy movie, but also a lot of fun.  The Jennifer Jason Leigh performance alone is worth the price of admission.

It’s finally happened! I’ve found the other person who saw The Hudsucker Proxy!  And all I had to do was kill . . . er . . . have Bill Cobbs die by natural causes.

He needed to stick a broom handle into the gears to stop time.  Though, strictly speaking, he’s never supposed to do that.

One important one AWOL:

I mean, if 50% of the population suddenly disappeared society would just straight up collapse, and a huge amount of people would die soon after and in the coming months. It’s definitely a “repeat to yourself it’s just a mega-franchise...” thing for me.

You can bitch about Lindelof, but between Lost and Leftovers, he has like 6 of the best hours of TV ever.

That last episode of The Leftovers is one of the weirdest things I have ever seen. But it completely held my attention the whole time which is rare for a one hour show.

Damn, the dark jokes write themselves but as someone who has seen relatives experience Alzheimer's/dementia (and am very worried I'll get it down the road), I know the whole situation is just turbo-fucked and I'm so sorry for her. I wish her family the best dealing with it. 

“Republican, but I want to smoke pot." 

I find most people in the US who describe themselves as “libertarian” basically mean “Republican, but not willing to admit it”