I don’t see a whole lot of SAG going on there.

Should they have cast Jenna Ortega as the younger version of Aubrey Plaza?

I used to think you were a swell guy. Well, to be honest, I thought you were an imbecile. But then I figured out you WERE a swell guy... A little slow, maybe, but a swell guy. Well, maybe you’re not so slow, But you’re not so swell either. And it looks like you’re an imbecile after all!

Oh absolutely. Agreed on all counts.

Lower-tier Coen brothers is still pretty great. I’d say it’s a messy movie, but also a lot of fun.  The Jennifer Jason Leigh performance alone is worth the price of admission.

It’s finally happened! I’ve found the other person who saw The Hudsucker Proxy!  And all I had to do was kill . . . er . . . have Bill Cobbs die by natural causes.

He needed to stick a broom handle into the gears to stop time.  Though, strictly speaking, he’s never supposed to do that.

One important one AWOL:

I mean, if 50% of the population suddenly disappeared society would just straight up collapse, and a huge amount of people would die soon after and in the coming months. It’s definitely a “repeat to yourself it’s just a mega-franchise...” thing for me.

You can bitch about Lindelof, but between Lost and Leftovers, he has like 6 of the best hours of TV ever.

That last episode of The Leftovers is one of the weirdest things I have ever seen. But it completely held my attention the whole time which is rare for a one hour show.

Damn, the dark jokes write themselves but as someone who has seen relatives experience Alzheimer's/dementia (and am very worried I'll get it down the road), I know the whole situation is just turbo-fucked and I'm so sorry for her. I wish her family the best dealing with it. 

“Republican, but I want to smoke pot." 

I find most people in the US who describe themselves as “libertarian” basically mean “Republican, but not willing to admit it” 

Some motherfuckin movie studios are always trying to ice skate uphill

There’s three models — a Gracie O’Malley model, an Anne Bonny model, and a Cheng I Sao model! A pirate queen for all tastes!

I don’t think anyone with a chronic illness is surprised by any of this. People love to ask how you’re feeling so that they can congratulate you on being brave/a fighter/etc when you politely just say “fine” and downplay things. People don’t like when you actually acknowledge how much it fuckin’ sucks because that’s…

Wait people didn’t like this film? I fucking loved it when it came out.

and a right-wing rumor that shopping at Target makes you “gay and a pervert.”