I build puppets for theatre sometime, I am so excited about the practical effects on display here. omg.

One of my favorite memories so far is of watching “Beetlejuice” for the first time, on VHS with my mother. I literally don’t remember her ever laughing so hard or so long before or since, as she did at the “Day-o” scene. When the shrimps came up and grabbed their faces, she literally screamed with laughter.

She’s a TEENAGER and her mother is right there, telling her NOT to say the name. Of course she has to say the name. 

I know it will be extremely difficult to live up to the original film, but this trailer proved to me how excited I am just to be getting another visit to Tim Burton’s wacky Beetlejuice universe.

You mean center the story on a “teen” “wolf”?  I just don’t see that catching on. 

Oddly, “the bear” was neither a monkey nor a bear.

Why don’t they ever bring back or remake good shows, like ‘BJ and the Bear. ‘ Now there’s a concept I can’t get enough of, a man and his monkey.

Why not round out your morning with Jake Steel: Marionette Cop?

Now you’re making me waste 3 minutes of my morning by watching ‘Cops in Ancient Egypt’.

Doing the Lord’s work over here.

Just make Cape Munster for real. I bet you could get everyone back for it.

I was waiting for one of these...

I think the article meant to say “Vampira” instead of “Vampirella”? Not that a lot of hetero males/lesbian females wouldn’t mind seeing Lily Munster in Vampirella’s usual stripper-ific attire...

As a kid and now far in to adulthood, I have been entranced by Marvel Comics and the modern mythology they encompass. Star Wars was great but it still doesn’t have the breadth of stories and characters that Marvel has. It probably never will.

You mean LARPers aren’t typically massively wealthy? Well, I guess they can still play in the steam tunnels.

He abandons prop comedy in the later seasons. Maybe he’d work on a tight five about grading sides of beef.

I hope Bobby’s demands as a chef don’t prevent him from getting to a few open-mic nights for a tight set of prop-comedy.

Dale gets hospitalized for overexposure to old, highly toxic pesticide (“The government won’t let you make it anymore. That’s how you know it’s good.”) that he found when working in a disused section of the military base where Bill’s an Army barber, comes out with damaged vocal chords and maybe a few new personality…

These pretzels are making me want to be a fusion chef!

Much as I’m sure we’ll all miss Johnny Hardwick, they have a great opportunity to have some meta-fun here by recasting Dale and then occasionally having someone else comment that “something seems a little different about you...” in a vaguely suspicious manner.