And don’t forget if you travel past warp 10 you ‘evolve’ (devolve?) into giant alien salamanders and have alien salamander babies with your Captain on distant planets on the other side of the galaxy.

Here’s a picture of lil’ Ben at the theater after realizing Barbie is about a woman and the theater doesn’t accommodate booster seats.

Data tried to straight-up murder a guy in cold blood, was only stopped by a beam-out and then blatantly lied about it to Picard, and he absolutely was not malfunctioning or under some external control at the time.

And Ben Sisko blew up a Romulan Ambassador, lied and got away with it.

They also need to make clear pre-existing conditions. While it’s easy to write off people taking it off-label as fad dieters, body image issues due to weight don’t get taken as seriously as they should.

Yeah... I have my own issues with Strange New Worlds, and I kind of hate how so many people consider even the slightest criticism of it an act of heresy or something. And personally I don’t look forward to the musical episode because, well, I’m not a fan of musical episodes at all.

Dude, I’ve been a Star Trek fan since I was old enough to repeat inappropriate lines at awkward moments, and I’m 100% cool with them taking any swings they want. It keeps the franchise fresh and invigorating.

“I fell asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter of my grandmother’s journal!”

Can’t have any levity or try something different in their Trek. It apparently has to be super serious all the time.

  Lighten up, Francis. 

I genuinely don’t get it.

so you’re a time traveler? 

So - a show practically nobody watched has created the most drastic changes since the start of the MCU. Which they’re eitehr going to have to ingore or run the risk of cofusing the hell out of casual watchers.

Yeah, buy our plastic tchotke and release a supernatural force of destruction on your friends for only $19.99!

Big “so it goes” energy.

I can see a “Magic 8 Ball” movie where the protagonist is unwilling to make any decisions without consulting the 8 ball first, like that William Shatner Twilight Zone episode “nick of time” where he cant do anything without consulting the fortune telling machine in the diner first.

Greta Gerwig: “Everyone is expecting the Barbie movie to be shallow, vapid, consumeristic trash. So let’s make something surprisingly deep, provocative and smart instead.”

Today’s Mattel quotes all answer the question “how long will it take them to learn the wrong lessons from Barbie?” Less than a week.