Obviously you don’t know the meaning of the euphemism.

I worked with someone whose rule of thumb was that she didn’t eat anything that had a family. Another co-worker asked her about baby carrots and she pretty much crumpled.

If you drink water, you’re killing the plants and animals that could’ve lived in that water.

I thinks angry vegans are angry because they are hungry.

3) Trump shows up, slips on a spaghetti noodle and falls into a conspicuous vat of radioactive waste, which gives him super-powers and flips his moral compass. Crime is eradicated. World peace is achieved. We reach a new era of enlightenment. And it’s all thanks to Trump actually attending that one White House…

The fact that Trump supporters are defending the decision to not attend this dinner basically proves that Trump supporters, like The President himself are cowards who are too scared of having their faux-masculinity shattered.

Yep. They want to “help” without actually having to change anything or upset their comfort levels in any way. It’s the “overcome, just...over there” mentality.

The behavior of the parents is why I laugh when folks try to tell me a public school education is equal regardless of if you live in the city or the suburbs.

Sex is one thing. Abortion is another.

I’m trying to imagine it, but I’m mostly remembering how they shrugged at “sexual harassment” and “banged porn stars while his wife was pregnant.”

Nah, they’d shrug the whole thing off with their belief in repentance and redemption that they only discover when one of their celebrities is in trouble.

Notably, the US Chamber of Commerce is a totally separate entity from your local Chamber of Congress. Their goals are rarely alligned; the US CoC advocates for multinational corporations and against workers and local regulation, while local CoCs are made of, often times, local businesses just trying to grow and look…

the fact that a number of Fusion Media Group employees have been on the receiving end of misogynist and/or racist abuse from Barstool employees and fans

BREAKING: White Guy Continues To Fail Upward On Wave Of Hipster Bullshit

The worst scam is the CEO who selflessly proclaims s/he will only take a 1 dollar salary during the belt tightening, never mentioning the stock options and bonuses they get. Really the base salary is the smallest part of their compensation.

My wife just got told that everybody in her company either has to take a certain percentage of a pay cut this year, or take a week unpaid off. I asked her if the CEO was taking a pay cut. First she treated my question as asinine, and then said she’d have to check, but there wasn’t anything in the message he’d sent…

“Most men think this is what sex is”?? That is ridiculous. Most men reading this are horrified.

I had to stop reading about halfway through. This is why I don’t date anymore. Most men think this is what sex is. This isn’t sex. This is snuff.

I guess cause instagram is a social thing, so I figure it helps to have a good online presence.

They should combine all the scenes from all 8 movies that featured a black actor into a single 3-minute video. That would really underscore their point.