it would disable his turn signals

fuck that. One red light camera would pay for this thing. I’m seriously thinking about it. It’s worth it just for the lack of stress every time a light turns yellow when you’re on the edge of an intersection..... even though I can stop... the guy behind me can’t, getting rear ended.... also more expensive than this…

James Bond has his Aston Martin.

Just to fuck with you and show that they read your articles, I would love to see a rotating Jason Torchinsky on the dashboard tomorrow.

I was watching the episode and thinking “people on the internet will be triggered by this”.

Until I can afford the real thing...

Drivetribe has already folded? I was just on it like 15 minutes ago! lol

Haters and losers. Was a tremendous car. Really great car. Sad. Will be missed bigly.

Even politics must never break the rule that you do NOT fuck with a man’s car no matter how much you hate his awful, awful choice of president.

And today. you still have a job making monkeys ejaculate, just over car news instead of with an electronic prod of some sort.

Driver’s seat?

FIFY. The fact he said “good riddance” suggests he didn’t share your enthusiasm.

So I guess we should say “doo-sha” now, too?

One second, I need to hit the ATM machine.

You’ll definitely need some blood pressure medication then. To pay for it, I recommend getting some cash at the ATM machine; just don’t forget your PIN number!

I can’t tell who’s trying to be more anti joke here... That worries me...

Why oh why is there only an option to sign in with Facebook?