I get it. You’re showing how much cooler you are than people who actually enjoy the games by pretending to be above knowing which character is in which videogame franchise. Very bougie of you. 

Sub Zero and Scorpion were always Asian in the games. It’s the first movie that made them white (and Mortal Kombat 3, if we’re being fair).

That is a very low bar to go over as the first movie was mediocre and overrated and the second movie was a giant fishing net filled with hot excrement. 

So, what you want is a repeat of Mortal Kombat: Annihilation? Fuck that!

I mean, if it’s not available on the #1 console it’s for, of course, it’s not going to sell well. The majority of its sales were going to be PS4 and until that can be fixed, Cyberpunk will continue to sell poorly.

Looks like Eleven is actually a bonus character.

Wow, how could anyone with such a “dude, I just copped a feel on your sister” smirk be guilty of anything?

I guarantee you whoever is responsible for this not only doesn’t have a vagina, they haven’t been near one since birth.

I feel like Ryan Reynolds would be a better Handsome Jack.

Man, at 144p, it looks like those old Sega CD side scrollers with the FMV backgrounds, like Bram Stoker’s Dracula. 

Who gives a fuck what Xbox offers on an article about Playstation? What fanboy bullshit nonsense is that? Just tell people how to play the right version and shut it.

I’m a console gamer, so I have no horse in this race and would rather give up gaming altogether than ever become a PC gamer, but...good for them! Exclusives are good for the industry. Makes everyone work harder to keep their share of the market. I miss the PS2 days when 90% of everything was exclusive to one thing or…

So...second icon. Got it.

I find it disappointing and I’ll consider spending my money elsewhere (this was more a final straw than a sole reason, as they got rid of something that was pleasant to see, but kept the Mako, which was hell to endure, while still not putting back in the LGBT romances), but I have to agree the guys who will consider…

See, I think the best option would be to give people the actual option. Those like me who are now reconsidering if we want to buy the collection and people like you who think it’s a good idea should both be served. Have a “original” or “updated” camera option for cinematics and everybody can be happy.

Half of the reason to pick Miranda was the butt shots. Instead of taking out hers, add tons of Garrus and Jacob butt shots. Add to the game, don’t take away.

While they were improving stuff, I’m sad they didn’t just completely remove those awful Mako sequences. 

I appreciate that. I hope I didn’t sound too heated. I’m a New Yorker, our regular voice is what other people think is screaming. 

Are his clothes magical too?

Yup. You are as cowardly as I predicted you’d be and gave the exact answer I knew you’d do, because you’re a worthless stain on the taint of humanity. Alright. You’re dismissed. No more attention for you.