You sound like an asshole. And obviously, these things you’re whining about can’t be that important if 47 million more people bought PS4's than XB1's. Stop sucking on Phil Spencer’s ass and realize that the games are the most important part of owning a gaming system. Period. Point blank. The end. /discussion

Having lost a friend to suicide less than a week ago, this episode hit me especially hard, but the worst part was that the title of the episode itself let me know that it was the end for Lori. I did think the guy she picked up was going to kill her. But I knew this was the end of her story and when it did happen, it…

Persona 5 has NOT been confirmed. That was just a rumor months and months ago. It’s actually a Dynasty Warriors-type game that is coming to Switch.

To be honest, I was looking for something to play on my Switch that I can’t play on my PS4 (which will always be my first choice). Seeing this is censored makes me lose interest in it being the title that was going to make me pick up the Switch again.

Joshua Rivera: Kotaku’s Official CEO of Wrong Opinions.

See also: “I hate the term Metroidvania and no one else should use it” and “Borderlands 3 needs to be more like Destiny and Anthem.”

I have zero doubt Chelsea Clinton and Ivanka Trump were friends, both of them coming from morally dubious families with a hunger for power. Of course, Ivanka is the worst, but until it became politically expedient to shun the Trumps, I doubt any Clinton ever did.

Good to see Anti-Vaxxers expose themselves as the biological terrorists they are.

Yeah, I own a PS4. We got a Switch since, but I won’t play it on there. If they add these improvements to the PS4 version, I’ll play that again. I have no urge to buy a new version of the game, even if I loved it first time around. But you expand it, I’ll gladly redownload it and play it again. 

I hated the original’s enemy design. If I am going to play a sci-fi Dark Souls, I want enemies that look like they’re from Dead Space, rather than sterile looking robots. 

I’m not sure if these count, but in the original Metal Gear, I liked to play Bathroom Attendant. I’d turn invisible and wait for people to come in the bathroom and then I’d put C4 on their backs while they peed. If they washed their hands, they’d survive. If they didn’t, they’d get blown up as soon as they exited the…

Are we really getting into this? DmC sucked for many many reasons. Yes, the character change. Yes, Tameem being a bowel squirt. But also, the gameplay was dumbed down severely. That’s the most important part and they screwed that up too. Now, I’m told they improved it a lot in the Definitive Edition, but I had no urge…

Wait, so you wrote an article complaining that Beyonce was beaten by vastly more talented people on the Emmy’s, but now you’re putting down someone like Jameela Jamil, who actually does things to try to make the world a better place? Wow. So, Beyonce, who has done nothing but steal from other artists and demand to be…

Your self-immolation has been a long time coming. Go to get yourself some gasoline and fix that.

But why the fuck do you care about any of them except for the guy filming other people in a restroom? He’s the only one hurting anybody. Everybody else is just doing their thing and it makes you look pathetic to go after her like that.

Maybe you should drink a gallon of bleach. Just a thought.

Shut your fucking hole, incel. 

Oh god, Joshua is doing the review?!? Ugh. He’s probably going to whine that it isn’t enough like Destiny 2 and Warframe (which is exactly why we want to play it) and that he’s too good for the humor. Then he might complain about how the accepted industry term “Metroidvania” gives him a sad.

Great, this is when he lets the Homelander loose.

Shapiro said this while vigorously stroking himself with his between index finger and thumb.

Good. It’s nice to see more talented people get things over an overrated hype creation who can’t even write her own stuff.