Every lifeless loser incel that reported her would do the world a giant favor by ingesting a gallon of bleach immediately. Seriously. Die. You contribute nothing to the world and, at least as fertilizer, would be useful. 

It’s weird that the PS4 versions haven’t been announced. 

In high school, I had a best friend who didn’t know how to erase his answering machine, and had a scary biker dad who sometimes got home before he did. This was the early 90's, so read what you will about what biker means. Anyway, one day, I thought it’d be funny to call him up and leave a message, right after school, …

Oh sweetie, it’s okay. I get it. It’s late. You’re waiting for the AARP payments to come in and you’re just so confounded by the thought of people not liking that young Joe Biden fella that you’re unaware that not everyone who supports Sanders considers themselves a Democrat. That a whole lot of independents only…

The real world? Hahahaha. That’s funny. A poll of people too dumb to hang up when a phone surveyor calls them are not representative of the real world. I actually used to do that job, sunshine. I can tell you how very inaccurate it was. Remember when Al Gore was winning, coming out of the exit polls? Yeah.

So, sit…

I’m actually super bummed this isn’t a new Outbreak. I will not be picking this one up. 

Not a single Sanders supporter’s second choice is Biden. It’s Warren. Every single time. It’s Warren. And for most Warren supporters, Bernie is the second choice. Those are the only two viable candidates in this race. Biden getting the nomination means independents and young people stay home, which means Trump sails…

Oh fuck that. As a New Yorker, I don’t want a giant fucking bullseye on the city like that. Taking him alive so that his followers can make him a martyr with the entire world watching would have been the absolute worst possible thing that could have happened.

And if he was convicted, then what? He goes to Guantanamo?…

Not sure  why any of those things are shameful.

You sound like a profoundly stupid person and the type that Trumpanzees site when they say that liberals are weak. You don’t think he’d put up a fight? Are you that fucking stupid? Do you think he’d just turn himself in with an, “Aw, shucks, you got me?” No, with people like him, you take them out or they take you…

Why is the winner’s picture not in the article, but the loser celebrated? Serena’s popularity was tied to her winning. Those who defeat her should be equally celebrated.

Awwww. That’s a bummer.

Anyone not Japanese who would call it the cross button is someone who has never known the touch of another human being.

When you were mugged, did they let you guys finish, at least?

I can’t imagine being with someone with such poor hygiene. I had a friend who told me she never kissed her boyfriend because he didn’t believe in brushing his teeth (because it made his gums bleed...probably because he didn’t brush his teeth). And I just couldn’t figure out why she’d be with a guy whose mouth was so…

A storm drain that went fed off into a sump. It was filled with mosquitos and we were both teenagers. That was what we did back on Long Island when we were too young to have our own places to take people to fuck. We’d just pick places where nobody would ever go and we’d go there.

I fear for the life of the first woman. Her husband sounds like a monstrous piece of shit. 

There are two types of people in the world. Those who get closer to their partner when things are hardest and pieces of shit who should be shot into the sun. It’s obvious which side you are on. Four days in should be the happiest time of the marriage. Instead, he’s an absolute monster. She should be gone. And…

I’m against people having AR-15's and totally for background checks, but fuck you with believing someone should just allow themself to get robbed.