To me, the funniest part is this review is me watching it and thinking how much they toned it down to make it safe for vanilla people to watch. I mean, they don’t even have the egg burrito thing.

I actually wonder how much crazy partying bands are doing now. I kinda retired from that lifestyle when I went deaf in…

No, they cut the egg burrito thing.

I got a serious 3DO, Ouya, OnLive vibe from this. It will be a trivia question in five years.

Last November, the Paradox subsidiary drew criticism for using the real-life persecution and murder of Chechnya’s LGBTQA population as a plot-point in the setting’s vampiric politicking.

I think Castlevania Bloodlines is 100% going to be on here. I can see the SNES version of Dracula X,  but I cannot see Rondo of Blood, after the PS4 Collection came with it.

Considering it wasn’t on the PS Classic, most likely to avoid cannibalization, it’d be foolish to expect it here.

Everyone can pretty much delete Rondo of Blood and Symphony of the Night from their expectations because they won’t be on here, due to already having a PS4 Collection. They’re not going to be dumb enough to expect people to double dip on them. I imagine, instead, we’ll get Castlevania: The Adventure ReBirth, Bloodlines…

Phil Harrison was there at the PS3 launch. He was there at the Xbox One launch. He is usually not a good sign for a launch.

In the meantime, my ears will perk up when I start hearing about exclusives.

I will say, though, that they were smart enough to have a symmetrical controller. It’s nice to see someone besides Sony…

The real question, though, is how is Sony responsible?

This guy sounds like an unfun piece of shit who is horribly offended that people like something he doesn’t like. He will die alone and unloved.

Oh look, Quintex attacking a victim. AGAIN. 

Child fucker, the only one being accused by me of being a pedo is you. Yet, I see you whipping out Nazi over and over again, like the assembly line of 7 year old boys into Michael’s bedroom. If you’re going to insult me, try to do it like an adult...but then again, you probably know very little of how adults do things.

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There really is no excusing this. I understand them getting rid of scenes where you molest lolis but an adult woman in an M rated game on a system with plenty of nudity, where this is available on other systems, this is just inexcusable and the type of thing that’ll make me reconsider which hardware developer I go…

Why are you posting DINO videos?

I love how everyone is Nazi because we disagree with your defense of a known pedophile. You’re such a fucking joke. I actually wonder if you are really as much of a mentally ill NAMBLA member as you appear to be, or if you are just trolling because you’re bored.

Oh look, it’s the local NIMBLA representative, Quintex. We all know you defend Michael because you like ‘em young too. There’s no other reason to defend a blatant child molester like that. And no one is going to click on your link. There were rumors of Jackson molesting kids and paying off their parents years and…

You know the MRA trolls will just claim victory since it was “only” the seventh highest. They’ll say, “Look at how high Infinity War was and now, look how far we’ve driven them down.” I saw them do that with Last Jedi. They will do the same shit here.

DMCV. It truly feels like vindication after the whole stain of DmC being smeared on the underwear of the gaming world, all those years ago. It is everything I could have wanted in a Devil May Cry game. V is really fun to play as. My only complaint would have been the music, but even then, I love that I can have DMC4's…

And this is why it sucked. It was made for people who didn’t like the original, like you. You weren’t meant for the series. There are other games for you. DMC should have been kept away from you. Not tainted to appease you.

It’s drizzling shit and the combat is the exactly why. It was dumbed down for people who couldn’t handle the real series. If it had managed to be on the level of DMC3, people would have dealt with the shitty story, awful try-hard characters, and ugly aesthetics. But it also dumbed down the gameplay and that is…