Honestly, I’ve never seen a reviewer who didn’t like DmC and I’ve never actually met a fan of the series who did. 

I get what he’s saying. It’s good trash, like a John Waters film. Not actual trash the Trump family or the DmC reboot which should be forgotten forever. Although I do hope this sells more in its first week than the reboot did in the years it’s been out, just to rub it in Infaune and Tameen’s faces that they ultimately…

I hate to use the term, but the really feels like the “bitches be crazy” edition of Dr. Nerdlove.

I hate to use the term, but the really feels like the “bitches be crazy” edition of Dr. Nerdlove.

I have to admit, as someone who thinks Sony’s first party titles put them head and shoulders above anyone else’s first party titles (and yes, I am 100% saying I enjoy their exclusives more than anything Nintendo has ever done), I have very little interest in this game. If a bunch of friends buy it and tell me it’s the…

You’re a very eloquent little boy. Michael would have loved you.

And you know this because you were there and personally knew him?

No, you don’t understand. Sora and Xenhanort and all of them are 100% owned by Disney. While I agree that the story itself, from a narrative perspective, could very much work without Disney, legally, it cannot. Nomura himself has stated that he designed the characters but Disney owns them, not Squeenix. Squeenix…

Doesn’t matter. They were re-released in 2012, rendering any nonsense you have to spout irrelevant. Many people obviously bought the collections and replayed them recently. Only an utter fool would have passed up the chance to review a series as long reaching with as many canon titles as Kingdom Hearts does, when…

I didn’t fight them 15 years ago. I fought them in a PS4 Collection, a couple years ago. So, they’re best where they are.

I could have sworn they said this was a timed exclusive.

As someone who actually enjoys the lore of KH more than the Disney parts, this was the only part where I said, “Wait, who is that?” Because I don’t play the mobile titles.

I figured out who they were once all those keyblades showed up, but when that kid popped up, I knew I had seen him somewhere before, but had zero…

Nah. You already got to fight them in previous KH games. Fighting them earlier in the game would ruin it. I liked the boss rush specifically because I had fought them in earlier games. If I had just fought them in the individual KH3 worlds, then there’s no point to the fights. They made it feel like the culmination of…

Well, they can’t do it without Disney, as Disney owns all the characters and the ip. 

Still the system with my top three favorite games of all time on it. Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne, Resident Evil 4 (yes, a port, but had more stuff than the Gamecube version), and Metal Gear Solid 3. I still consider the PS2 to be the best system that ever was, as far as great games go.

Especially if you loved JRPG’s,…

Exactly. All of the other fighting games have had really huge leaps in their graphics. And then I see this and I wonder why I need it if I already have DOA5LR.

Honestly, playing the BETA, it didn’t look like that big of a jump from DOA5, graphically, and that really bothered me. I’ll 100% download the free version, but I don’t see myself spending more than $40 in total on this game over the coming years. It just didn’t look like as much of a leap as we saw from say, SFIV to…

I blame Itagaki for that. He always seemed like a guy who would think it was cool to spend hours in a peep booth.

The Taliban and ISIS are what you bring up. Really?

Well, let’s play that game, son. What are the defining characteristics of the Taliban and ISIS? They’re super religious and they like guns and they hate women. Sounds pretty much EXACTLY like the Republican party to me. Do you really think it makes a difference which…

I’m sorry, but if you’re so mentally unstable and shitty that you’d harass the fucking voice actress for a videogame because you don’t like how she plays, something she has absolutely 0 to do with, then you are probably equally worthless in other aspects of your life and it would be a great benefit to all of mankind…