I’ve seen dicks on the train, but usually just hanging out of someone’s pants. The only time I ever saw someone actively masturbating on the train, he had his hand down his pants.

I have three stories, all kinda small, but whatever.

You know, I can’t fault the guy for that, really.

This is the type of joke that should result in him having a broken jaw. That’s just such a shitty subhuman thing to do. I hope when this guy finally does go, it’s slow, it’s painful, and nobody believes he needs any help. Fuck him and fuck anyone defending him.

You’re right. I am cute. Thank you.

Yeah, I could deal with KH4 in five or six years. That’d still be quicker than the 13 it was between 2 and 3 (not counting all the non-numbered, but equally canon titles).

Hahahahahahahahhaha!

~Takes a big man to admit they were wrong, so I’ll give you credit for that.

Absolutely shocking that someone who is not smart enough to get the sarcasm in my post would be some “’murica First” right wing dipshit. It’s almost as if only people with exceptionally low intelligence have your beliefs or something....

I mean, yeah, I thought that awful song he had on the Mortal Kombat 11 trailer was shit too, but deporting the guy may be going too far!

You are nothing. Disappear, peon.

Seriously, you’re so fucking weak that you couldn’t even use your own words to tell me what you like about the game. You whipped out fucking metacritc like a castrated little pig (or an EA exec). I might have been able to have an intelligent discussion with you if you had used your own words, but I lose all respect…

I love Nier, but it would be weird if she starts being the go-to guest character in every fighting game, after showing up in Soul Calibur. Of course, A2 is available...

But you don’t matter. You’re just an unimportant speck of nothing who all of us will forget a minute after we hit publish. If you died right now, not a one of us would care. I bet that extends to people in real life, who view you with either contempt or apathy. You’re generally human garbage and it’s sad that you have…

I will try not to cut myself on how edgy you are.

I personally hated the jet missions in San Andreas. So much so that when my apartment was robbed and they stole my copy of the game, it was the only game that I didn’t replace because I was never going to do that stupid air craft carrier mission ever again. I don’t know whose idea flight simulator controls were, but I…

Only the weak (and EA execs) use metacritic scores as anything but a source of sadness and mockery. It shows you have no opinion of your own, so you have to rely on what other people think is worthwhile. It says you are a failure of a human being and not worth my time.

You did, however, answer my question.

Then download the original and play the original. 

Yeah, anyone pining away for tank controls is just out for nostalgia for the sake of nostalgia. There was NOTHING worthwhile about tank controls ever.

It’s not a twenty year old game, you dipshit. It’s a completely new game using the outline of an old one.