You loved RE0? What is wrong with you?

No, tank controls were stupid and I am glad they are gone. They enhanced nothing and were pure bullshit. 

Thank the gods for that. I actually had to delete the save files for any demos I had played but never picked up, in order to make room for Kingdom Hearts III saves. 

Well, to play devil’s advocate for a moment, do you think those same assholes who attacked him would have been perfectly okay with a white gay man? It was racist and homophobic; omitting one from the sentence doesn’t mean the other isn’t also true.

Bloomberg was a piece of shit who bought his way into three terms, through cronies and dirty deals. Bloomberg is Trump if Trump knew how to read. He is not a real politician. There is nothing real about that prolapsed asshole who terrorized my city for over a decade. 

It is NOT hard to know what order to play the other games in. If you played them on PS4, like a normal person, the collections have them not in release order, but the order they need to be played to get the most out of them. 

Exactly. Sofia Vergara earning more than anyone else doesn’t mean every Latina makes more than every black actress. That’s like saying because Jim Carey makes $20 million-something per film, every white actor gets $20 million per film. Vergara is one person. She is not the standard for Latinas. Even if you add…

Are you really going to argue about how puzzles, which are real things, even though they are not where they would be in real life, would work in real life by telling me about the bite of zombies, which are fictional monsters?

I said it a couple days ago, but I seriously hated RE’s puzzles. They made no sense within the narrative, except for Code Veronica. 

Tank controls enhanced nothing. They were a dumb idea that I was glad we got rid of. Silent Hill 2 terrified me plenty and that was the first game I can think of that gave you the choice between normal person not-stupid controls and tank controls. Not a single thing was lost by not playing it the awful way.

I have always hated the Resident Evil puzzles, with the exception of Code Veronica. In CV, they actually felt like they made sense within the narrative. Otherwise, why would they be there, if this were real life?

I would totally buy PS4 MGS ports.

Honestly, I didn’t even remember RE5 had Move control aiming until you wrote this just now and I remembered trying it once and hating it, never using it again. I’ll stick with a standard controller. I think the fact that it wasn’t a requested feature by anyone except Nintendo fans for further titles means I probably…

Can’t be the definitive version with so much content missing, even if it is prettier than the PS2 one.

To be honest, the lack of a platinum trophy is what kept me from buying the PS4 version. I wanted either greatly enhanced graphics or a platinum trophy. It had neither, so I haven’t picked it up. I am always tempted, though, whenever I see it on sale for $8. 

Back when I was a young, groupie-groping drunken musician, Resident Evil 4 and the supposedly Gamecube-exclusive Capcom titles like Killer 7 and Viewitful Joe made me decide to finally get a Gamecube. Then, right before I was about to get one, after I had saved up for a bit, they announced RE4 was getting a PS2 port…

I wonder why your mother didn’t get an abortion. But life can be upsetting sometimes. Don’t like me, go fuck yourself, and ignore my posts. Doesn’t look like any of my posts were directed at you, so I wasn’t talking to you. You weren’t a thing that even existed in my life until the moment you decided to rub your shit…

I am a jerk to people who are jerks, because they deserve it, and that person seems like a jerk.

You shouldn’t even look at her ever again. She is garbage and should be treated as such.

Seriously, that guy is living shit and she should leave him.