For me, change “probably” to “definitely.”

Aw, no mention of some ancillary character or something whose descendant would, half a century later, have something to do with a young Wiki Wormhole Favorite Rutherford B. Hayes. Did that running gag die out with the Kinja transition (always, always blame everything on Kinja :-P), or was this just too distant in the…

That makes no sense. How is leaving the notifications where they are, but changing the notification bar’s color scheme to white-on-black like it used to be in Jellybean more complex than moving everything around?

Oh good, a historical one next week! Those are always my favorite :-)

On the contrary, he’s clearly not a Gnostic. For one thing, I didn’t see a demiurge in there anywhere.

So not only does he put ketchup on a hot dog, but he delivers an entire monologue about ketchup as the “icing” on a hot dog “cake” while doing it?

I know I’m late to the party this week, but I just had to comment on:

They’re in my ‘I’s!!!!!

Dickhead, yes. Asshole, yes. First class? Ehhhhhhh...

When I find myself in times of trouble,

Which has been featured on AVClub’s very own Wiki Wormhole!

Okay, we’ve had TIFF and PICT show up on this page in different contexts. Now I just need PNG and JPEG to get a Bingo!

Q: What did the Confederate naval officer say when the badass from this story was kicking the shit out of him?

Kludge, megakludge to the max!

Dude. Romulan ale.

Basically, if you want to see Sarah Palin look like a fool,

Franklin D. Roosevelt shocked Americans when he revealed Hitler’s secret plans for Nazi Latin America. Roosevelt told of a secret map that showed Central and South America divided into several Nazi-occupied countries after a future invasion came to pass. The threat of Nazis on our southern border helped galvanize…

Chefs, yes. The general public, however, always seems to think it’s a spice that’s only used to color things red.

Is that a joke? I’m confused. What exactly is a comedian supposed to be able to do to fix the water in Flint? Other than speak up about it in her comedy routine, I mean... which she did.

It is a nice touch. Unfortunately YouTube removed the annotations feature, so new videos can’t do this sort of thing anymore (ones that were made before the removal, like this one, have them grandfathered in).