On the contrary, he’s clearly not a Gnostic. For one thing, I didn’t see a demiurge in there anywhere.

So not only does he put ketchup on a hot dog, but he delivers an entire monologue about ketchup as the “icing” on a hot dog “cake” while doing it?

I know I’m late to the party this week, but I just had to comment on:

They’re in my ‘I’s!!!!!

Dickhead, yes. Asshole, yes. First class? Ehhhhhhh...

When I find myself in times of trouble,

Which has been featured on AVClub’s very own Wiki Wormhole!

Okay, we’ve had TIFF and PICT show up on this page in different contexts. Now I just need PNG and JPEG to get a Bingo!

Q: What did the Confederate naval officer say when the badass from this story was kicking the shit out of him?

Kludge, megakludge to the max!

Dude. Romulan ale.

Basically, if you want to see Sarah Palin look like a fool,

Franklin D. Roosevelt shocked Americans when he revealed Hitler’s secret plans for Nazi Latin America. Roosevelt told of a secret map that showed Central and South America divided into several Nazi-occupied countries after a future invasion came to pass. The threat of Nazis on our southern border helped galvanize…

Chefs, yes. The general public, however, always seems to think it’s a spice that’s only used to color things red.

Is that a joke? I’m confused. What exactly is a comedian supposed to be able to do to fix the water in Flint? Other than speak up about it in her comedy routine, I mean... which she did.

It is a nice touch. Unfortunately YouTube removed the annotations feature, so new videos can’t do this sort of thing anymore (ones that were made before the removal, like this one, have them grandfathered in).

The actual collision, yes, but the “event” starts at about 4:04, since that’s when it starts playing the sounds of the trains heading towards each other. It’s more interesting if you skip to there instead of 4:16, if you’re going to skip :-P

Uncarrier is pretty much obsolete as of today. New T-Mobile will be in the same ballpark as the other two sizewise, so they’ll only need to suck slightly less than VerAT&Trash to be competitive.

So, the first thing I had to on reading this was to look up the Joplin rag, which I’d never heard of before. And here it is for all of your viewing pleasure:

Am I the only one whose first thought upon seeing that headline picture was that it was going to be a retro review of some old Sixth Doctor episode?