Say what you will about how diet and fitness have evolved over time, but Richard Simmons was the rare gem that actually gave a crap about actually helping folks get healthy and happy. Sweatin to the Oldies and all his videos/ specials were filled with real people who were there to get active in whatever way they could…

what the fuck are you talking about? 

love when people defend 200 million dollar movies they couldn’t possibly have even seen yet.

In Rabin’s review of the 30 Rock episode “Reaganing” he provided a, uh, unique interpretation of a scene involving jellybeans.

If O’Neal came back I’d punch out a junkie and steal his meth.

I’m sorry, you’ll get the same four guys making shitty, obvious jokes on every thread and trolls who only comment on culture-war stuff. I don’t make the rules.

...you don’t happen to be a Paramount exec, Brett?

Wait, so this isn’t a movie where Aubrey Plaza’s character has ass replacement surgery but then regrets it and goes on a quest to recover and restore her former ass?

Libertarians: wanna be a fascist pedophile...but on WEED???

I believe that he is the heir to the Arm and Hammer baking soda fortune. 

Something to honor Steve Albini! Big Black’s “Bad Penny” or “Kerosene”, or Shellac’s “Prayer to God” or “Death of Radio” would be great choices.

Why are we giving this song any attention when people unthinkingly sing “Let It Snow” even though it’s clearly written by Randian libertarians who next to the comfort of their fireplaces believe the unhoused get whatever meteorological punishment they deserve for not working hard enough?

It’s a song about, as our Britt Hayes put it, “a woman being held hostage by some guy who may or may not have drugged her adult beverage.”

this is the most dire thing I’ve read on post-kinja avclub, which is quite an achievement. much like chemical warfare was an achievement.

Target: 3/4 century old completely forgettable formulaic rom-com, no one of whom was involved in any facet of production behind or in front of camera still living. Nor for that matter, are most if no all of the theater-going public at that time.

Wow, Katie Rife! Welcome back!

ATTENTION EVERYONE: KATIE RIFE HAS RETURNED. Who says all good things must come to an end?

So it’s not as good as the one made by the Coen Brothers?

IKR. As I was reading the article I kept thinking “I don’t recall seeing Coster-Waldau in that Russian sci-fi film.”